I thought yogurt was supposed to be healthy?
Northborough police received a call this week for a skunk with a yogurt container on its head running in circles in the roadway. Police were also advised that the animal was deceased; the DPW was called to remove it. Presumably the skunk was running around with the yogurt container before it died. If it was dead and running, well...we have to write a bigger story.
These two gems happened within 35 minutes of each other.
Early Tuesday morning in Milford, a man called police. An officer spoke to him and reported the caller "thought we were a taxi service, and it was explained that we were the police." The driver was intoxicated.
Appoximately a half hour later, another caller reported a shirtless man was walking around the neighborhood, throwing people's lawn decor around. Police are seeking to charge the man with malicious destruction of property.
It's all fun and games until someone gets stuck in a swing.
Shrewsbury police received a call Sunday for a teenage girl who was "stuck in a swing" at a local playground. Once removed, she was taken to the hospital as a precaution.