Here at Patch, we know not everyone is as into Valentine's Day as others. You'll call the holiday a way to make single folks feel unnecessarily depressed, a ploy by the greeting card and candy companies to guilt you into paying $6 for a rose-shaped chocolate with a plastic stem. And sure enough if this is the way you feel about the holiday, you're bound to have an opinion or two about those over-the-top, lovey-dovey songs you hear on the radio—songs that are so cheesy, they make you feel queasy and uneasy to no avail.

We're quick to put Celine Dion's My Heart Will Go On and Meatloaf's I Would Do Anything for Love at the top of our list of sappiest tunes. What are the sappiest love songs ever to to make you cringe? Tell us in the comments section and ask your friends!